Warning: Read the following post with tongue firmly in cheek
Who would have thought that your “down there” would be the subject of several popular trends? With interest in Brazillians and “landing strips” fading, I suppose something new had to be invented. Nancy Jarecki was ready to fill the gap, and has provided us with the newest fad in junk personalization: hair dye formulated specifically for “down there”. Simply called Betty (in honor of Nancy’s preferred euphemism for… you know), this dye is made just for your sensitive areas, is no-drip, and comes with all the little tools you’ll need to get the carpet matching the drapes. It comes in 4 natural shades (blonde, auburn/red, brown, and black) and one “fun” shade in hot pink. Much to my surprise, pink is the most popular seller and there are plans for several other novelty colors. Among them are a St. Patrick’s Day green with shamrock stencil, and a Valentines Day candy apple red with heart stencil. According to Nancy, lots of men are also using Betty Color, so a men-specific line of dye is also being developed. But do men even have a betty? According to Nancy, “Of course, men have betties, too. Everyone’s got one!” Good to know.

$20

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