"The Personal Sleep Coach"
A Sleep Coach We Actually Want to Sleep With
“Alright sweet thing, you just lie down and get your beauty sleep. I’ll be right here? watching you all night? recording your brainwaves”. Unless you’ve already got a great internet stalker, nobody’s going to watch your every little brainwave like this “Sleep Coach” machine.
You fall into delta state REM sleep, it knows. You toss and turn in alpha state, it knows. You slip into that blissful twilight of theta state, and it knows… but that’s just phase one! After waking you can upload your data, answer a few questions, and you’ll get customized suggestions to help you sleep better.
Athough the “unobtrusive” headband is farily comical, this is one coach we’re excited to sleep with Comes with a Lifetime Guarantee.